Who are you?
I am a man. I like to make things with my hands--"craft" them, if you will. Therefore I consider myself a Crafty Man.
What is this?
Here you will find information regarding some of my projects. Instructions will be provided for many of them as well, so that you may enjoy them. I will also share stories and thoughts, and discuss things that are manly.
The first project I will post is instructions for making a duct tape wallet.
Wh--
"Why?", you ask? Well, here's why:
- Men need wallets. It's true. We carry our things in them.
- They are made of duct tape. And duct tape--well, duct tape is the manliest tape of all. As a crafting material, it rivals dead-animal for manliness.
- They're cool. There are three possible reactions to a duct tape wallet.
- Nothing. The most common reaction. The same you'd get for a store-bought wallet.
- "Did you make that? How? Is it just a regular wallet covered with duct tape?" Bam! Conversation started. You can now discuss how awesome and handy you are. If luck be with you, this conversation could even get you a date.
- "Lame. You should get a real wallet." The rarest reaction--I've only seen it twice. They're just jealous, so ignore them.
- Fully customizable. Your wallet is your own. That guy over there, and that guy, and that one on the bench--they could all have the exact same, factory-manufactured, boring wallet in their pockets. But you're expressing yourself. And normally, you'll have your wallet with you always; why not make it awesome?
- They are fun to make. This is the most important part.
But there--
Yes, there are many other websites with directions on how to make duct tape wallets. But I intend to go more in-depth. I've made many a duct tape craft in the past, and other sites just don't give you the full picture. They treat duct tape craft as a fun rainy day activity, or at best a hobby, when really duct tape craft is a LIFESTYLE. Okay, not really--it's a hobby. But I still hope that my directions prove to be the best available.
Stop cutting me off.
Sorry. My bad.
Anyway, I believe that is enough for an introduction. Stay tuned, and I hope to see you again soon!
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